1. Porno Boobs! Now I remember why I invested in a million cheap "sports bra"-like bras from Walmart last time...to rein in these puppies!
[insert picture later...I'm at work!]
2. Bloody Noses. Woke up this morning to what I thought was the sniffles...until blood started pouring out of my nose at a scary and rapid pace. I went through 5 tissues in like 30 seconds. Where the heck is all this blood coming from???
3. Crazy LONG Nails.
I have already had to cut my nails 3 times since finding out I was KU. Normally, I can't keep my nails long to save my life. Now...they're like witches nails. Even my son said "mommy, you need to cut your nails", as he tried to pull them off my fingers one by one (ouch!).
4. Heart Racing for no reason. I'm laying horizontal on the couch and all of a sudden I feel like I've been running from a bear. My heart races for no reason at all. It's scary actually.
5. The Nose of a Blood Hound. We'll be sitting on the couch and I'll say "Honey, I smell our stinky dog". And he says "she's not around here". I peer over the back of the couch...and there she is! Or there's this particular hand soap we have at our house that makes me gag. When my hubby uses it and steps out of the bathroom on the other side of the room...I beg him to use something else, as I cover my nose with my hands and try not to gag.
6. Burping! It's anytime of the day or night, with or without food...and sometimes it is followed by gagging. Pleasant!
**stay tuned for more!
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